It’s storming like crazy today. June is literally going out with a bang! ⚡️
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- gansey and blue: toga parties :) lunch with the family :) fun rides in the camaro :)
- adam and ronan: DECAYING FORESTS DEATH SCRYING ACID POOLS EYE HORROR ATTACKING EACHOTHER BLOODY HANDS HELL HELL HELL
the raven cycle meme -
↳4/12 relationships - noah czerny/ronan lynch“Ronan,” whispered Noah. He crouched inches away, colorless in this light. He was solid enough for his knees to leave an impression on the bedspread but not enough to cast any sort of shadow. “You’re awake, you’re awake.”
i am going to write 300 gay YA novels and all of them will have happy endings and i will do it out of spite
so its 5am and i just finished simon vs the homo sapiens agenda and i just??? words cannot express how much i absolutely adore this book?? i’m honestly still crying about it
listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.
#[megaphone voice] and now-now-now put your hands together for the DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH-eath-eath#[sound of a crowd screaming]#[fireworks]#[indistinct question from the eighty-third row]#[megaphone voice] YES THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST (via transhansolo)
- Achilles to Patroclus: I wanna be Patro-close to you
i’ve been WAITING FOR THIS
- muggleborn patroclus and pureblood achilles!!!
- achilles finds patroclus outside the barrier in their first year–he’s standing alone and looking lost and confused so achilles helps him get onto the platform :))
- they sit together on the train and they’re both completely fascinated by each other, because achilles hasn’t had much contact with the muggle world and patroclus knows next to nothing about wizards. they talk for the whole trip and achilles buys so much candy for patroclus because he wants to watch him experience magical sweets for the first time!!
- patroclus is sorted into hufflepuff and a few students later achilles is sorted into gryffindor, and patroclus is so disappointed because he thinks that that’s it, he and achilles won’t be friends anymore
- BUT of course that’s nonsense, achilles comes over to the hufflepuff table at breakfast the next morning and tells patroclus the gryffindor common room password and patroclus tells achilles the hufflepuff password and they visit each other all the time
- pat has a lot of classes shared with the ravenclaws and he becomes friends with briseis, a ravenclaw and another muggleborn. they study together and help each other navigate the castle, and they make each other feel more at home because they’re both equally overwhelmed by everything
- achilles’s dad told him stories about adventures he and his friends had by sneaking out through secret passageways, so the three of them take a weekend and hunt down every secret passage achilles can remember
- chiron is the headmaster and he’s a little intimidating until you get past the whole centaur thing, but he’s a really nice guy who wants to help kids learn and reach their full potential and everyone loves him
- achilles tries out for the quidditch team as soon as he’s allowed and he makes the team and patroclus is there to cheer for him at every game and he wears achilles’s gryffindor scarf :)))
- patroclus is great at potions and he wants to be a healer, bri tutors in her spare time and wants to be a professor one day, and achilles is probably going straight into auror training with his unstoppable dueling skills
- in their fifth year patroclus starts to notice that most of their classmates have started dating but achilles……..hasn’t. even though he’s a solid 10 and he has plenty of offers. patroclus asks briseis why she thinks that is, and she laughs at him for like two full minutes before she’s like, “pat, he likes you. come on. he carries your books to class even when his class is across the castle. he’s gotten in three duels this month because he thought someone was looking at you wrong. and don’t pretend you don’t like him too because i have eyes, patroclus, and you’re not subtle”
- patroclus asks achilles to the next hogsmeade weekend, and achilles is just like “of course i’m going to go with you, we always go together?? are you feeling okay??”
- “no, i mean do you want to go to hogsmeade with me”
- “……oh. oh! YES”
- they have a really awkward cup of tea at madam puddifoot’s because it seems like the thing to do, but then patroclus says, “you know, i don’t think this place is really our style” and achilles is like “thank god.” they put some money on the table and bail and go to the three broomsticks for butterbeer and they have a much better time
- finding the room of requirement and immediately using it as a place to make out!!!
- making out in broom closets!!! making out in empty classrooms!!! hogwarts is a big castle but there are not very many walls in it against which patroclus has not shoved achilles
- achilles’s mom doesn’t like that achilles is dating a muggleborn, and a boy at that, but when patroclus asks what that means for them achilles just says “it doesn’t matter. you didn’t choose to have muggle parents any more than i chose to have a bigot for a mother. but you chose me and i chose you” :))
- (thetis comes around to patroclus eventually, but he has to pull out all his cutest and funniest achilles stories in order to win her over)
- they definitely get married at some point and in his vows patroclus calls achilles “the first and best magic i ever saw” and everyone cries especially achilles
I prefer “bluesey” or “doomed.”
AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’
She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.
Mama McGonagall AU 2k15
I’m crying?
Baby Harry growing up on the Hogwarts grounds.
The paintings on Baby Watch when he learns how to crawl.
The ghosts watching him during naptime.
All the teachers reorganizing their class schedules so someone can watch Harry.
Baby Harry and Hagrid.
They’d have to refit the charms on the school when he hits his terrible two’s because he somehow can get the stairs to move at his whim, and he once stranded a group of 5th year Ravenclaws on a landing for two hours.
Four year old Harry *loving* Professor Flitwick and his charms, floating fairy lights and flower fish.
Two year old Harry babbling in Parseltongue and accidentally finding the Chamber of Secrets.
The Quidditch teams argue over who gets to teach Harry how to fly only for McGonagall to find out one day and give ALL of them detention.
Harry catching a big and being miserable and McGonagall shifting into ac cat and curling up and purring next to him to settle him down.
Harry getting to meet Remus.
Harry and PEEVES.
Summer vacations to Scotland, Harry knowing every inch of Hogwarts like the back of his hand, Harry growing up as keeper of Hogwarts from the start.
Harry being utterly destroyed by the idea that when he *really* gets to go to Hogwarts (nevermind he’s been sitting in classes since he was five) he’ll have to choose a House.
Harry at 11, standing in the Great Hall, vehemently denying the Sorting Hat’s attempts to put him anywhere.
//Harry going to Hogwarts Unsorted// because what, exactly, are they gonna do about it? Kick him out?
What else is there but I? I’m known to Welshmen free, lovely Gwen, lovely Gwen, from Gower to Anglesey, lovely Gwen, oh Gwen the dead!
listen… harry potter is the most savage person in the entire series like this kid decimates people with one comeback can you imagine james potter would have been so proud like
- “they stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at stonewall. want to come upstairs and practice?” "no, thanks. the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.” fucking eleven year old harry!! already a lil mini savage!!!!!
- “listening to the news! again?“ "well, it changes every day, you see” my boy!!! mouthing off to the dursleys!! who gives a fuck?? not harry potter
- “’congratulations, harry! i wonder if you could give me a quick word? how you felt facing that dragon? how do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?’ ‘yeah, you can have a word,’ said harry savagely. ‘goodbye!’” holy fuck!! when harry potter literally does not give a shit anymore and jk rowling knows it and literally!!! canonically!!! makes him a savage harry is literally savage it says it right there in the goblet of fire
- “it’s time you learned some respect!” “it’s time you earned it.” mouthing off to the minister of magic damn harry authority who????? what??? respecting your elders??? harry doesn’t give a shit!!!!
- “sure you can manage that broom, potter? got plenty of special features, hasn’t it? shame it doesn’t come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor.“ “pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy, then it could catch the snitch for you.” oh shit!!!! legit how many times do u think malfoy literally cried to his dad because harry burned him!!!! where’s the aloe vera!!!!
- “yes, sir.“ "there’s no need to call me ‘sir’ professor.” oh fucking shit!!!! did you think i was gonna forget this!!! the holy grail of harry being savage as fuck oh my god!!!! james potter is fucking cheering in heaven!!!! he made a cake to commemorate this moment!!!! three years later lily’s chillin and james comes up and he’s like “holy fuck lil remember that one time harry was like ‘no need to call me sir professor’ and snape like flipped shit!!! that was fucking awesome” and lily is like “shut the fuck up we get it your son is a savage”